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Timmy Demotivational Poster


24/7 -




SPRING BREAK - 3 airfares to Cancun = $4,500 Money spent on alcohol = $1,000 4some with a Blow-Up Doll = Priceless!


TAGS: funny fail timmy cancun spring break
Rating: 4.07/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:03 pm
Grey loves to remember back to when he was a blow-up doll.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 11:02 am
ahhh, the memories...5L


POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy pedo bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!




THE SHORT BUS -


TAGS: tard timmy short bus
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm
I was always a shitty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
Pedophilia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Its good to stop doing pedophilia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm
"Just because she's jailbait doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tranny maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tranny, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm
the first


YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT -


TAGS: timmy hamburger fat food
Rating: 4.59/5

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BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:54 pm
Bingo!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
Something smells fishy. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:16 pm
dont you mean cat?
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:14 pm
Does that make me a pussy?


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN HOOKERS -


TAGS: dogs hookers rimjob timmy mom
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 10:49 pm

geez man....i pick out my dog at the pound with my underwear in hand. like...doesn't everybody?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
NO extra charge... IF you happen to have Jiffy smooth laying around, sure.
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:44 pm
LMFAO!!! that's 5 Poodles RL!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 6:43 pm
ROR! 5 RL


NUT PUNCH -




ALPHABET SOUP - Here Timmy, maybe a steaming bowl of soup will help you be less of a Smacktard!


TAGS: timmy stfu soup
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BuZZbomb - July 26, 2009, 7:09 pm
Okay, the LAST time I gave an answer to a Who's Timmy question, it didn't end well. Someone ELSE wanna try this time?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:23 am
Timmy? He's livin' a lah!!!
Guest091 - July 26, 2009, 9:24 am
Who exactly is Timmy?
Signe - February 10, 2009, 6:32 pm
I don't even know Timmy or why you pick on him but I really could go for some soup right now... Mmm... Soup


OMG ITS - TIMMAY!




SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive


TAGS: ya here that timmy
Rating: 4.75/5

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John R - September 24, 2010, 7:22 am
"It's quiet... TOO QUIET" LOL *War Drums*


RULE 34 - It was going to happen eventually...


TAGS: timmy vicky fairly odd parents
Rating: 3.7/5

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herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
it was inetivable! but now to make people mad! >:3 HOLY CRAP! AWESOME! i should watch a few episodes with that in my mind.
herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 9:13 am
holy crap! actually i already knew this was going to happen but still!
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 7:23 pm
Holy Crap! Awesome! I should watch a few episodes with that in my mind.
godofgods16 - December 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
fuckin awesome man...


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Love it!!! 5L


TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 4.6/5

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crankyhead - March 23, 2011, 1:30 am
awe5ome


REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.


TIMMY TATTOO - Now he's easy to ID.




RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - And then Timmy learned why you don't piss off the DM.


TAGS: bleach anime japan timmys
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:35 pm
she drives my dirt bike. but a truck is still pretty sweet
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:31 pm
So? It doesn't make it any less sexy. Guess we'll just have te file it under Awesome But Impractical.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
bike season here is way to short. not to many people bother getting bikes for only 4 months
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:15 pm
About the DnD reference: to be fair, it was somewhat popular when I was a child. And I think a woman driving motorcycle is sexier than a truck.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:14 pm
I met my girlfriend at a car show my truck was next to hers
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:11 pm
A woman driving a truck? Thats pretty sexy
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
It would be hard not to. she has a nicer truck than i do
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol, normally that's true but I even trust her with my trucks
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:05 pm
lol women. Cant drive sober, certainly cant drive drunk
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:03 pm
ya my gf went to a bacheloret so im here till i gota go pick her druck ass up
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:00 pm
lol, I thought DM was for DreMagnum as well
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
You should be proud not to get the dungeons and dragons reference Dre. DM= dungeon master.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
Pretty much yeah. Went to a basketball game at school, now just sitting here watching some hockey.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:54 pm
hey dre, whats up? slow saturday night for you to?
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Well I'm the only DM here, and them damn timmies better be afraid.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:26 pm
Not that I'm aware of. I mostly used it as a joke as to why Timmys shouldn't annoy Moderators compared to why you don't mess with the Dungeon Master in that old D & D game.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
Am I the DM?


MODERATORS - What they must see, cannot be unseen. Thank them more often, won't you?


TAGS: cigar octopus moderators timmy
Rating: 4.65/5

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CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:24 am
Yep, that it does :-)
cousinit - August 30, 2011, 1:32 am
You know, it kinds does...but the cigar makes it look...somehow...funnier.
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:23 am
I know that's supposed to be an octopus, but I'm still thinking that looks like a real life Squidbillies character


MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO - To our Guests with children: Please do not let your children lick the windows. We are trying to stop that habit in our Primates.


TAGS: timmys should be kept home
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:02 am
Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 9:17 pm
So then the title was correct, just in reverse. It's always interesting to learn tid-bits like this, about people you chat with. You're so evil, yet hilarious.
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 9:11 pm
My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
If that were the case, shouldn't you have been checking the other side of the gla*s?
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 8:03 pm
Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Photo of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
Perhaps a little late but I just noticed the reflection of 2 boys on the monkey's body... No bricks were defecated, by the way...
fan4camping - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm
Oh Gosh! I didn't know this was him... was hoping it wasn't even anyone he knew.. Fine then, this just became a tribute poster?
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 5:38 pm
He hee heee... I heard he's not bad at rope access either...


TIMMY TRAP - Have a Timmy that just wont leave you alone?


TAGS: trap timmy
Rating: 3.54/5

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tryal - June 14, 2010, 7:50 am
im pretty sure that is a green beer, could be wrong though
Anonymous2 - June 12, 2010, 1:26 am
That's not a Timmy Trap, that's Guinness there. A Timmy Trap would have Coors Light or some other lesser beer.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 11, 2010, 7:29 pm
Equal Opportunities in the Armed Forces. Almost brings saliva to the corner of your mouth.
Anything - June 11, 2010, 6:17 pm
How'd you get in there ? Recommendation letter from Mom ?
Timmah - June 11, 2010, 5:34 pm
The funny thing is I am in the army


HATERADE - Timmy's Choice of Drink


TAGS: timmy drink
Rating: 2.69/5

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Lex - August 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
Thanks Bone. I see they don't like what I'm serving. I could... could put stricknine in the kool-aid I guess.
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
Good one Lex...but I think they already found you! 5 Poodles here


SOON TIMMY - Soon we will rule them all!!


TAGS: timmy wtf evil
Rating: 2.38/5

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BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:39 am
He looks like Doofy from Scary Movie.
DrEvo82 - July 30, 2009, 7:48 am
I think the local mental ward is missing a patient.
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:01 am
Nice


AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity


TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


DEAR TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy b your mom
Rating: 2.33/5

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Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 12:12 pm

good lesson here....remind me NEVER to post anything when i'm hung over...waaa! oh yah...it totally sucks....hehe
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 11:56 am

the /b/ ref was point of insult. meh...you win some you get really really wrecked on others...lol.
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 10:42 am
I gave it a 2 as well RL, but u still ROCK!
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 10:33 am
I agree RL, this isn't your best work and for the simple fact of having to squint like a motha fucka to read that madness i gave it a 2.
culos - August 19, 2010, 8:57 am
*earn*
culos - August 19, 2010, 8:56 am
Sorry RL, just 1L simply because you can do a lot better than this, and /b/ 4chan references ear a 1L from me anyhow.


GREYBEARDS - Alright now Timmy... don't say you weren't warned!




TIMMY -




SO TIMMY - You were asking what I did to your mother last night?


TAGS: squirrel nut timmy mother your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

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Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 10:37 pm

oh yah...definately goes into favs
ICEMAN - July 3, 2010, 12:37 am
This one is classic.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 11:45 pm
You stuffed her nuts in your cheek???


I SAID HAPPY EASTER! - You want to date my sister? HAPPY EASTER!!! There's gonna be a NorEaster??


TAGS: timmys they are a real pain in the ass merry easter
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by MO

MO - April 24, 2011, 12:12 pm
Merry Easter Motifake!
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
Good one MO
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:19 pm
ROFL 5!


LITTLE TIMMY - Learned quickly why he shouldn't grab his computer teacher's ass


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.79/5

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MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:55 am
Nice but I do believe I've seen this...Still good though!


NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.


TAGS: some poor timmy is sitting at home right now wishing he had a watermelon
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - November 27, 2009, 4:49 pm
you cant boil it. the alcohol boils before the water
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
won't that burn off the alcohol
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 12:11 am
Heh heh. Warp isn't so warped.
Warp - October 12, 2009, 12:05 am
Get the juice from the watermelon and boil it.


DESTINY -


TAGS: timmy troll coward ban hammer
Rating: 4.66/5

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rerun - July 17, 2010, 12:25 pm

I too am thinking of jumping on the ban wagon.
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:53 am
Yeah, this isn't my first square dance. Far too many lousy posters and mouthy noobs lately. I for one can't wait till school is back in session.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 11:48 am

Just until timmy wakes up, you know how it gos
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:47 am
Aggie owns the top 5 today it seems!
Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:14 pm

i don't have an "A" game. besides...its aggy...how many of you greys could beat this?
forseti - July 16, 2010, 11:37 am
should get only one majestical, symbolical lion, but i didn't want to ruin the 5L-votings... ;)
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:48 pm

OK noobs (newcomers), this is how it is done. Bring your "A" game
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
Thanks!!
Reality Lord - July 15, 2010, 8:28 pm

nice
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:14 pm
Because that's the only POWER cowards have on this site
msouth - July 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
OK, it looks like you are really trying to make a good poster here, but aren't you concerned that it is, in fact, a picture of ONE LION? I mean, seriously, think of the subconscious pressure that's going to put on people.


YOUR RIDE IS HERE -


TAGS: all aboard the short bus timmy
Rating: 3.85/5

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[email protected] - January 28, 2010, 2:37 am
OooH! I wonder how the windows taste!!


TIMMY - His Mom's tried everything to stop his Fapping habit.




H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




BOYS WILL BE BOYS... -


TAGS: timmy rl
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:43 pm
sweet. 5L's
crankyhead - May 8, 2011, 2:40 pm
am5ome
Reality Lord - May 8, 2011, 8:18 am

nice telli. and nice to see you po5ting again.
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 10:44 pm
Banta5tic!
rerun - May 7, 2011, 10:12 pm

valid point
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 10:08 pm
And by the way, tellitlikeitis, if you po5t an argument...it will be invalid...
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Oh....5L. That must have been the shortest ban in MF history. I hope you have learned your lesson.
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:48 pm

fantastic.....but I have to ban you. Sorry, it's the law.


MOTIFAKE - A place of love


TAGS: mods motifake timmy funny hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:20 am
motifake, Leukemia friendly.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:23 am
That's just recruitment. Wait till the real initiation 5tarts
Sho - September 11, 2011, 4:22 pm
LMAO. 5L


ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN - “Lassie in trouble,” barked Lassie on her death bed.




TIMMY - He's Been Caught Out Again.




JUGGALOS - The Timmys of the real world.


TAGS: jaggalo timmy assignment
Rating: 2.08/5

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Cloudchaser - July 6, 2010, 1:28 pm
I thought they were called "clowny freaks". Yeah I watch Squidbillies


TIMMY - A great believer in Fictional Characters


TAGS: timmy a great believer in fictional characters
Rating: 4.32/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:33 pm
Hey, trying to keep multiple women who want to sleep with you from colliding is no picnic either! Count your blessings.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Yea! Don't steal my helmet.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:15 am
Aces!


TIMMY - He's just as good at Tennis, as he is at Motifaking.


TAGS: timmy the motifake tennis ace
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:17 am
He's still a better Motifaker than Mustyk.
Fatt Matt - January 26, 2010, 10:56 am
Better even!


TIME TO GET A REAL LIFE - Timmy


TAGS: timmy s girlfriend is inflatable
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm
Lift your game Mo.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:04 am
Pot .. Calling .. Kettel Black. Just a few words that come to mind.


THIS IS TIMMY - Don't be a Timmy.


TAGS: timmy moron troll
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:06 pm

*guy
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:06 pm

Looks like the last gut who got smacked around with the 1L warning feather


TIMMY'S DAY OUT - a little of this a little of that


TAGS: timmys day
Rating: 4.91/5

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Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:42 am
Love it! 5L
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:05 pm
I'm beginning to think that MWLF is more than just one guy.
Derek - August 6, 2010, 11:00 pm
(Nobody will suspect me if I hide out in the open!)


FAVORITISM -




TOXIC GAS -


TAGS: love air mommy timmy gas
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:20 pm
Wow. 5L
angelous - October 11, 2010, 4:17 pm
nice


BACK TO SCHOOL -


TAGS: rejoice timmy is going back to school
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:40 pm
Well yeah. A motherly kind of wild beast in a cage. ;)
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Did you just refer to TOC as a wild beast in a cage?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:13 pm
Go ahead & poke the wild beast in the cage, cb. Time to drop it & move on.
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sure, but they would DEFINITELY hurt your foot.
thatonechick - August 5, 2010, 12:07 pm
Hey, I feel like kicking some balls. Shall they be crystal?
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 11:33 am
2.25 average says that I have only TWO posters (I have a job, you should get one too) OR I don't have a group of "motifakers" who give me good ratings regardless of how terrible it is.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 8:23 pm
"as you know" Huh? we don't know you, nor do we care to.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:06 pm

wow CB...all one has to do is look at your michael j. fox poster to know you should NOT be pointing fingers
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 8:04 pm
2.25averagesayswhat?
crystalballer2829 - July 29, 2010, 2:14 pm
"Less than tasteful" were the wrong choice of words. I, as you know, enjoy off color humor. If this fake were to improve on the original joke, I would've given it 5L. However, it did not. I think you guys have lost your touch...
crankyhead - July 22, 2010, 4:34 pm
The teachers at this school give out homework? what? =)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:33 pm
Whoa, glad my comment wasnt seen as an attack. thanks for understanding ice.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:27 pm
Heh, heh. You crack me up, Face. ;)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:24 pm
Iceman shoot and OWNS!! And the crowd goes ape shit!!!
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:19 pm
Less than tasteful? You mean like http://www.motifake.com/michael-j-fox-michael-j-fox-demotivational-poster-99160.html? Don't you have some homework Timmie?
crystalballer2829 - July 22, 2010, 1:34 pm
1L for ripping off a FarSide comic in a less than tasteful way. Sorry, :)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:31 am
AMSOME! 5L


STARRY STARRY NIGHT -


TAGS: timmy s vs legends your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:58 pm
I guess sacrifices must be made..
culos - November 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
OK, but please leave the goat at home...
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:47 pm
I bring my own liquor and fetish pornography.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:15 am
No really, say potato....say it slow at first and then faster toward the end.......I promise not to spud in your mouth.
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:05 am

never mind, you are in Canada...you have the girly mags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:04 am
You say potato..............
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:00 am

girly mags? Don't you mean the "goat love" mags?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 9:48 am
Best 6 Months ever!...now we have to hide the liquor and girly mags.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 7:45 am
I spent like 6 months before I even made a profile.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:28 am

i spent a year here before i did anything. i respected those guys because they left me laughing my ass off. when i made posters and got critisized i listened and learned. only timmys think they know better than the pro's.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:26 am

zealot this poster is not for you. its for the ones who think they rock and everyone else sucks. btw....i still consider myself a noob. spend some time in seans, or logicdudes, or MWLF's profile and you'll understand.
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:08 pm
5L nice work RL
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:55 am
the thing is, i am a noob. however i do not pretend i make quality posters
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:13 am
you get five from me
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:18 am
Nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 4:48 am
I guess they don't lock the doors in your ward....K
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:44 am

heap i had about three verses done and yes i had mentioned the ban hammer. had to edit. honored at the 5 dude...ty.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
"how they struggle for their sanity, as the Ban-hammer set's them free...." I suppose unfortunately the most apt line will probably be "they did not listen, they're not listening still... perhaps they never will." 5 Don McLeans


DARWINISM -


TAGS: timmy darwinsim
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
Heh heh.... 5L


THE TIMMY FACTOR -


TAGS: downvoting bad upvoting good don t be a timmy
Rating: 3.96/5

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MercAlert - February 28, 2012, 7:19 pm
1 Lion. (Ruining dreams, one rating at a time)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:43 am
For some reason I have to give it 4 lions... ;)


TIMMY - Safe for now


TAGS: timmy superpower punch
Rating: 3.92/5

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Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:55 pm
And yes, I know I can use mind control for "Other" purposes.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:54 pm
I'd like the ability to control minds. Then I can just make others believe I have other powers. Unless Cartman's option is still up. Then I want the power to have all powers.
CANADA - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
thank you eh
spacedog - August 5, 2009, 4:25 pm
Good one eh. High 5!(poodles)


THE LEGEND OF BUCK - Even Buck Doesn't Like The Timmy




A TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy motifake baby motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.63/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 3:30 am
5 dirty diapers for you Ron !! (LOL)
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:33 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sniff.... sniff... 5L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 3:27 pm
Love the subtle Pedo bear.....5L


TIME -


TAGS: time wtfo timmy
Rating: 3.59/5

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WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:53 pm
Ron, I'm an easy target. (Remember, I'm easy but not cheap!) I think the haters bounce between your posters and mine. Oh well, maybe one day I'll be able to pass on firing back at the Timmys. Probably not though. I'm too combative, I guess.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:51 pm
Crap!! Good catch on me using the wrong spelling, moo+. That's why that asian kid in 3rd grade whipped my ass in the spelling bee.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:22 pm
"False profits" Is that all you Americans can think of?. I'm sure you meant Prophets.
RON - June 28, 2009, 10:19 pm
guess can,t quit pickin’ on u Mr. WTFO...lol. See once a star, as always, Timmies find you...lol...just wait, my haters coming I know...lol...this is a funny one though. Keep up the good fight! lol..me having a cold kool-aid with tequlia..hum-hum good
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:10 pm
Sean, Thou shall not worship false profits (or Timmys in this case)
Sean - June 28, 2009, 7:06 pm
As funny as this is, I must denounce it as blasphemy! All hail the Antidiluvian Deity of the Piss and Venegar Douchetastic Efervescence!!!
Plug In Baby - June 28, 2009, 5:20 pm
Oh wow! Nice!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:04 pm
Instant classic poster. 5 lions.


LIFE OF THE PARTY - Despite all the practicing in front of the mirror Timmy still wonders Why he can't get laid


TAGS: timmy drunk
Rating: 3.54/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 3:18 pm

nice


SUICIDE -




OH... HI GUYS! - Now about that Timmy problem...you know what to do:)


TAGS: goons timmy
Rating: 3.4/5

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TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 2:43 am
The blonde guy is that dude from Warlock.
Spangle - October 30, 2009, 12:12 am
Pumpkin Head (thing in front of Scream dude) is hilarious.
NoxTerran - August 19, 2009, 11:38 am
predator isn't missing, these are ruthless murderers. predator was just a hunter and slimer never killed anyone
huhuh - August 13, 2009, 9:55 am
the blond guy with the pony tail?
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 9:25 pm
Another Fav...
Guest. - March 4, 2009, 5:30 pm
Not only predator is missing. Als the green ghost fom the Ghost Busters.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 2:34 pm
Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Khatmonsuk - February 15, 2009, 1:01 pm
Who's that in the middle in red coat?
Drenix - February 6, 2009, 11:30 pm
Why is there an alien there but no predator?
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 5:29 pm
And the guy in the hat is Jeepers Creepers... what an abortion of a movie that was.
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 5:23 pm
hahaha - that's Candyman, not Obama. I see what you did there...
Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 5:09 pm
The Undertaker?
Kspace - February 4, 2009, 12:16 am
Who's the dude in the cowboy hat next to Barack Obama?


TIMMY - He's Been A Great Disappointment To His Folks.


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.39/5

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Mongo - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
Thats the Unibomber and Lizzie Borden.
Mongo - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
Lol! Good ol' Timmy, whatta scamp.
Derek - December 15, 2009, 3:44 am
Aleksandr and Natalia Solzhenitsyn do look more than a little disappointed.


TIMMY - Do as the Officer says and you won't get hurt


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.04/5

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GREYBEARDS - once again making a plan to destroy the timmys


TAGS: timmy grey beards cool win death
Rating: 2.45/5

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Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol hunky dory
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:08 pm
I just don't take orders in the comment section that well. I respond to demanding PMs more readily.
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:06 pm
No need, Chopper... I'm no Greybeard... I can only reject all their posters, delete forum posts and threads, and prance about withy a moderator button on.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:49 pm
Ummmmm. I bow down to your great and magnanimous magnimosity?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
You do know that I have access to a reject button, right?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
Tsk, tsk Chopper. Far too rude.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
I know I know - patience....
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 7:43 pm
theres 3 posters in queue?
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:40 pm
Nice!! Hey agz oh great moderator - go clear out the Approval queue!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
And noobs?
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
Greybeard are the epic motifakers, such as myself. Timmies are the rejects of motifake that vote down good posters and vote up their lame posters. Timmies are scum, greybeards are the people equivalent of boobs
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:21 pm
OK, I've been on this a while. What is the thing with "Graybeard" and "Timmy"?


EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a damn thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


GREEK ART - Timmy Found Some.




LIMERICK -


TAGS: pineapple wank limerick timmy
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:39 am

awesomeness! i will have to turn my webcam off next time so you can't watch though.
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 1:43 am
(not easy when you're taking cialis)
pzykosiz - August 27, 2010, 1:42 am
and then find a way to limbo under it
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 1:38 am
It's my job to lower the bar!
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 1:21 am
Wow! You're a twisted fuck Aggy! 5 Lion on their backs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 1:20 am
Ewwwwww 5L
Cubbybear - August 27, 2010, 1:18 am
Poet...5L


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity timmy your mom
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:05 pm

fantastic
crankyhead - November 13, 2010, 11:39 am
this rules =)


TIM TIM WAKEUP -


TAGS: timmy mods dream
Rating: 4.7/5

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pzykosiz - July 20, 2010, 8:17 pm
nice one 5L
spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:24 pm
Excellent Airman, 5L
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
gracias senors
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:29 pm
That was a great journey, Airman... superb!
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 4:55 pm
ROR! Nice one airman!


TIMMY TOOL, MR M'S NEXT MINI MODIFICATION! -


TAGS: culos timmy mr m tool moron
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:31 pm
programming language M++ ??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:25 am

lol...sweet...they made a virus based on Mooooooo.


GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: hubris brass internet piss timmy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5L Nicely done sir.


LASSIE KNOWS -


TAGS: timmy lassie future
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - September 18, 2010, 1:30 pm

excellent.


TIMMYS -




TIMMY'S MOM -


TAGS: timmy mother why huh cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

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Cubbybear - February 22, 2011, 10:40 pm
Yup.
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
...scraped off the sheets with a spoon.


FAIR WARNING -




TOUCH MY COOKIE AND DIE! - Sadly, these were the last words Timmy ever heard.




TIMMYS - This is how dumb they are. Oh, and they're pussies.


TAGS: timmy tribute so to speak
Rating: 4.18/5

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thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:33 am
Oh, I see what you did there. LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 3:32 am
Because he's amesome......and White guilt.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 3:27 am
Hey, pdm117! Howcome you get three of the five top spots? :P Oh, this def got my 5, btw.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 9:40 pm
5 truthful lions! Preach on, Pro! Preach on!
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
pure artistry. "5 what was his name agains?"
spacedog - January 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOVE IT! 5Ls Pro.


TIMOTHY MCFAGGLESWORTH - ADULTHOOD -


TAGS: timmy part 4 of 4
Rating: 4.13/5

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erock - February 13, 2010, 12:44 am
awesome series. last one is the best . nice work produceman!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:17 pm
LMAO...the whole series is 5 poodle material!!! Nice Veggie, simply nice!


OH THOSE NOOBS...TAKE 4? -


TAGS: timmy excuses
Rating: 4.13/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:44 pm
ROR! Nice one RL. 5L
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Yeeesh... I'm a timmy? 5L


NO FAGS ON THE MOON? - But...then Timmy will be SOOOO LOOOONELY!!




TIMOTHY MCFAGGLESWORTH - SECOND GRADE -


TAGS: timmy part 2 of 4
Rating: 4.07/5

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[email protected] - February 13, 2010, 7:49 am
I 'm justv appreciating the personal spacing there, its like they're waiting @ an ATM. my lunch line was belly 2 butts.


NOW TIMMY - If you keep playing with that you're going to go blind!




MOD TREK - Soon we will know their origins.


TAGS: moderators mods timmy timmies star trek spoof
Rating: 3.88/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2010, 11:13 am
Not a new phenomenon.........Motifake evolves.
Faceplant31 - April 29, 2010, 10:54 am
I think a lot of the latest posters have been getting rated crappy because of the slow down of regulars. We have so many new members who come on here looking for bricks shat posters and then see this and have no idea what it is and rate it low.
thatonechick - April 29, 2010, 10:46 am
I dunno why it's lower rated. It got my 5 days ago. :D @FP, it's a photo of you faceplanting... I think. Maybe.
Faceplant31 - April 29, 2010, 10:42 am
Nice coolio! Your talent is effin amazazing! 1 ? tho, whats with the 2 to last pic? Is that towards me or what i have no idea what the pic is of?
CoolioIndeed - April 29, 2010, 12:27 am
can't say*
CoolioIndeed - April 28, 2010, 11:54 pm
Hmm, I'm guessing its rated lower than the others due to the crappy job on the last pic lol. Can't same I blame em = / *goes back to grindstone*
Reason - April 24, 2010, 8:38 am
the staggering amount of time this must have taken warrants 5L for encouragement if nothing else.
Densaku - April 24, 2010, 6:26 am
Good parody of a crappy movie.


THAT'S THE LAST THING I REMEBER - When I woke up my right hand was gone.




REQUIRED READING - Timmy... If you don't have your copy already... Please visit Chompers in his van.


TAGS: timmy noobs
Rating: 3.82/5

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TIMMY - What did you buy him for Christmas ?




FISHING - For timmies, trolls, and other Moti undesirables.


TAGS: helo timmy
Rating: 3.78/5

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Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:35 am
man you be trollin' 5L


THE TIMMY MOBILE - Designed to pick up as many Timmys as possible. Then drive off the nearest cliff.


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.58/5

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LIBRARY COMPUTERS -


TAGS: library computers motifake timmy assholes
Rating: 3.55/5

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WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:49 am
found it thanks. Disappointed I didn't see the artards original posts so I'd have a chance at him.
MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 12:44 am
Mr.M's poster in the top 5 currently has some of the comments, and Canada's is the Formal Night with Obama in pimp wear.
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:42 am
Dude, first what does "chaged" mean. Second, I still haven't figured out how to find a poster by its number.
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 12:39 am
poster 74721 was one of them, but it was already chaged
MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 12:38 am
You can't see what he said anymore, Mr.M changed it to"Im a loser who likes having s*x with my baby brother, but this site fricken rules!"
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Just how many is a few. I'm not in the mood for an Easter egg hunt here, bud. Give me a hint, like the poster or something.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:34 am
Yep...you missed something...you,ll have to go back a few comment pages to get the jist of problem with this Timmy...Not lions...name calling the site...a no-no to everyone!!!!
WTFO - October 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Did I miss something? The poster tells me this Timmy was banned for riggin the lions, but I didn't see who it was that was caught.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Our moderators.... and especially Mr. M.... are the best!
MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
Love seeing any Timmy being taken down. It's a little bit of extra entertainment on an already great site.
Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
That's exactly how I feel most of the time, Ron. Awesome! I shave my head once a summer, but it's too much upkeep. So the 3/8" is in!
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 12:14 am
excellent job on the picture, love how you shopped motifake onto the screen
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Whoops...baby ass look.
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 12:11 am
Mr. Haarakkon you make me lol everyday...thank you for that...hell the ole' lady make me cut off my pony tail and cut my hair 3/8 inches all over...I guess to mentally get me really for the total kid ass look...lol
Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 12:07 am
Oh, dear lord. That is now in my all-time top 5 favorite quotes, Ron. "just an old man trying to stay out of trouble and watching how fast I lose all my hair...lol" - Bejesus, that's sweet. Dead on.
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
Mr. DreMagnum...that would be sweet. And Thx again!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:45 pm
Ron... it's been awhile since you've had a following of timmys.... just like old times!
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
just an old man trying to stay out of trouble and watching how fast I lose all my hair...lol
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
hahahahaha this is epic, i wish we could send it to that banned timmy
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:43 pm
LOL...big time!...ain,t it the truth...lol
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:43 pm
(according to my girl)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ron... you often ARE the current events!
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
I try to keep up with current events...lol
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
5 t...t...t... timmahs!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Livin a lah!!!!


UNWRITTEN RULES - Sometimes, they need to be written down.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk loser guidelines
Rating: 3.51/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:45 pm
It's Long Fake day and this is a good one.
forseti - September 17, 2010, 12:56 am
Should be the first poster every new has to see. Voting, comments and uploads should only be allowed after passing a test about these rules! Besides this is heavily underrated!
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:25 pm
An oldie but goodie
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:19 pm
Think it's time to whip out the bible. Pay attention newbs....
Tarantula - November 2, 2009, 3:55 pm
One thing I should mention, a book full of outhouses is pretty f*cking scary
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:13 pm
Houseplant, here are some simple rules to help you become the faker you may be able to become. Spend some time and read it, along with the comments attached.
Informator - September 19, 2009, 10:38 pm
also its awesome someone wrote up a set of rules and guidelines :D too bad some evidently haven't seen this ..D: but kudos to you jmac :D
Informator - September 19, 2009, 10:36 pm
anime posters: if they are quotes in reference to the anime, most wont get them...so bad. however, if the picture happens to be one taken from an anime, yet the quote is witty, and directed at people OTHER then those that watch said anime, thats ok right?
jetgod - September 17, 2009, 12:38 am
eh, seem to have been written. Just sayin.
MO - September 10, 2009, 9:19 am
No need to keep waiting Jmac. I was doing the same as Aggy. Used your poster to learn a new guy who was asking about tips to become a better faker. Although I think that this master piece has since been elevated to "official" status.
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 12:13 am
This may help a little, to (courtesy of jmac)
Jmac0585 - September 9, 2009, 2:01 pm
Still waiting, MO.
MO - August 9, 2009, 12:43 pm
And the unofficial rules of the road are as follows.....
Jmac0585 - August 8, 2009, 2:29 pm
I wish I'd have remembered anonymous posters. That's a good one, LD.
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 1:49 am
They're typed.
IllicoPresto - August 8, 2009, 1:45 am
I'm so confused. Are these rule written or unwritten?
WTFO - August 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Very Nice, J-man.
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 7:34 pm
Absolutely. This one needs a place of prominence, jmac.
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
Solid, Jmac. 5L
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 5:36 pm
*Salma* Sorry Salma Sweetie! Love you!
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 5:36 pm
One addition: Post an "Anonymous" poster - even of a full-frontal nude Samla Hayek and you'll get 1 Lion...you'll will have my undying love...but you'll still only get a 1 Lion vote!
Jmac0585 - August 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Thanks for the love.
Chron139 - August 7, 2009, 4:24 pm
If it means fewer timmys, 5 lions all the way!
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
This should be the Motifake "Home" page!!! 5L!!!
Fatt Matt - August 7, 2009, 2:10 pm
+5, I also vote this to be the main page for Motifake.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 1:03 pm
Wow, add this to the rules when people are posting. I wonder who the first one is going to be to take all of these rules and deliberately violate them in one single poster.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 1:03 pm
Amsome Poster!
Airman - August 7, 2009, 12:45 pm
This would have been great for all of us when we started.. and not bad to review now and then too.. but learning it the hard way is so much FUN! Instant Classic
LURCH - August 7, 2009, 12:36 pm
Stoopid rule nazi!!
doofenshmirtz - August 7, 2009, 12:28 pm
With regards to General Pershing, Mike Hunt, and Need help? (Airman's Profile) this could be the greatest ever.
RON - August 7, 2009, 12:20 pm
Amsome
CANADA - August 7, 2009, 11:39 am
now this should always be visiable! or on hand for reference


TIMMY - Take 2 of these and get over yourself.


TAGS: jimmy the old school timmy
Rating: 3.5/5

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Anonymous2 - June 30, 2010, 9:13 pm
Wait, nobody move. I lost my bottle of cyanide pills I got from the CIA. They're in a bottle labeled laughter.


I'VE HEARD YOU USE THE FOLLOWING WORDS... - ...Well, I want you to know that your daughter IS one.


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 10:00 pm
I'm a damn dog now!
agdaniele - February 4, 2009, 7:27 pm
A quick hand job would make it all go away.


HEAVEN - Don't worry Mom, there aren't any Timmys in Heaven. Even God has standards!


TAGS: every timmy goes straight to hell
Rating: 3.18/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:23 pm
If you die by getting hit by a bus, you're probably not going to die with clean underwear even if you just changed them. It'll probably be soaked in blood and crap.


TIMMY'S - They're not welcome here.




DAD - How about you teach Timmy what those things are really used for ?




YOUR 1L VOTE - no longer matters


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 2.91/5

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ECONOMICS 101 - 1-RECESSION-when your buddy loses his job. 2-DEPRESSION-when you lose yours 3-RECOVERY-When Obama loses his


TAGS: obama palin pawlenty timmy economics recession depression recovery liberals
Rating: 2.84/5

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Sean - December 15, 2009, 11:26 pm
Hey TheSarge ... here's all you really need to know about what I think: I don't really look like Bill Joel, nor do I know of any sub shop with a girl in it who looks kinda like Christie Brinkley. And one of those two things makes me feel sad some times.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:13 pm
Sarge... please share any political comments, posters and views at our sister site... politifake.org - we aren't doing this here anymore. Thank you.
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:01 pm
Is that what you really think? Seriously?
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:21 am
north star is the kind of right winger who loves to see Americans suffer as long as he can somehow blame that suffering on Obama. You know the type ... his mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom cloud rising from the ashes of Chicago.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
First you have got get rid of all those congresspersons, then you can start fresh
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
Nice, north... it's like having the friends or a pyromaniac who burned your house down (and consequently the entire neighborhood) are laughing at the now homeless people.
Aloha dude - October 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
Willam Buckley is spinning in his grave
Zed - October 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
Better than "Staying The Course" to oblivion that the Republicans had planned.
Boomer - October 17, 2009, 5:31 pm
How's that "Hope and Change" working for you?


TIMMY F*CKED YOUR MOTHER! - And she payed him to do it too!


TAGS: timmy timmies timmys motifake motivational poster posters yes its funny
Rating: 2.69/5

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E - August 20, 2009, 7:36 pm
Ummm... No ummmm uhhhhh... No comment? *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*


THE NURSING BRA - Best invention ever!




TIMEOUT - TIMMY needs one


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 2.53/5

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HEY YOU TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy timmie comment retard idiot slap happy
Rating: 2.5/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 7:02 pm
this is a half fail.


TIMMY - He's still trying to lose his virginity


TAGS: timmy virginity lose advert classified ugly repulsive
Rating: 2.44/5

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Sean - June 5, 2009, 12:07 am
Least you coulda done was pixel my phone number. Asshat! Hey wait a minute, the phone's ringin' ....


ACTUALLY BILL.... -


TAGS: timmy timmie moobs wife side family
Rating: 2.35/5

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dave - June 20, 2009, 12:59 am
im sorry sir, but you cant park your minivan on the diving board
T-Bone - April 28, 2009, 5:06 am
Jesus "titty fukkin" christ
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:35 am
Moooooooooooobs!
Epic Wins - April 26, 2009, 7:24 pm
Welcome to America- this is the new "average" citizen.


GODDAMN IT TIMMY!!! - WHO LET HIM DRIVE THE BEER TRUCK?!?!


TAGS: timmy fail
Rating: 2.33/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:01 pm
GROLSCH - when the Dutch try to brew beer... ;)


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